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WELL GOD DAMN IT I MAY NEVER DRINK PERIOD

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Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

I call one of my cats Elevator Butt. Now I know why….

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Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source]

THE SPIDER MAN ONE

absolutely not. no no no

if you concentrate hard enough you can hear me crying bc of the tragedy these superheroes have experienced

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"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

"Shall we order dessert?"

"No thanks… i’m stuffed.

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One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

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boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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